“At first, I wondered if Zelda du Jour intended to turn the CrashPad into a laundry mat, but it turned out those clothes pins were destined for more creative uses. The strongest sensation is when they come back off, you know… so imagine what Siren Wolf felt when they all came zipping off at the same time. Or better yet, don’t imagine; go try it yourself! After, you can use the pins to hang your undies out to dry.” – Keymaster